THE REAL CRAMER

Futures up again this morning with the SPX FUTS trading about 10 points over fair value- Jim Cramer now turning bullish after telling us what to buy at DJIA 5320- lets see how he arrived at his new bullish take after the market ramped 40 + SPX points:

3-9-2009- WHAT TO BUY IN THE DOW (8.00 AM) (when it hits 5,320);

3-9-2009 - LET IT BOUNCE-(10.36PM) (not sure what he was saying in this article);

3-9-2009- NO RALLY WITHOUT A REAL BANK PLAN (11.56PM)( no rally without a plan from Geithner) ;

3-9-2009- TECH's SLAUGHTER LEADS US LOWER (1.34PM)( we have no idea when it will end);

3-9-2009- NO SILVER LINING- (3.52PM)( I ask myself as I started my show on Friday night, Am I too negative? And the answer is No!);

3-10-2009 -(1.59 PM) THE BEARS OVERREACH- ( Did Roubini and Whitney overstep- The people who have been most right take the bridge too far. These two did it - And we get our rally);

3-10-2009-(2.57PM) HERE COMES THE RALLY- ( I'm going with Doug Kass. He says this rally is different. I say the facts are different. Over and over again I have said I will get more positive when something positive happens and when stocks are low enough that they factor in the worst case.) ;

3-10-2009 - THE UPSIDE IS REAL -(4.10PM) ( analysts who were thinking of joining the sell cavalcade of the PG HPQ WMT analysts will think again. THOSE GUY LOOK REAL STUPID. );

3-10-2009 - (4.57) I know a lot of people doubted Doug Kass but can I say that you can have ten lifetime subscriptions if you bought yesterday's sell-off and Doug's conviction never waivered.

3-10-2009 -(4.57PM) PIECES ARE FALLING INTO PLACE- ( a market that's much higher seems like a given);

Please tell me that someone can actually write this stuff and then tell us Jon Stewart is the comedian.